the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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