HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
