if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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