shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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