If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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