when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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