sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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