It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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