She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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