scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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