dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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