so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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