he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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