At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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