Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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