i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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