Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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