you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just gift wrapped bread.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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