If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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