but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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