i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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