I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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