We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
