The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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