new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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