Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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