I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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