Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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