I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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