K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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