Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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