no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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