Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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