OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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