shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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