On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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