so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
we're making bets on your personal life
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Randomize
