soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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