I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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