whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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