your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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