i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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