your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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