Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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