see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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