3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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