your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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