And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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