I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
areolas are like halos for boobs.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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