How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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