My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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