I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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