Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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