She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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